Stoned Desert Dispensary, Consumption Lounge & Cafe Reviews

Unfortunately, I’d give zero stars if I could. I rarely leave reviews like this, but the public has to be aware of what’s going on and who they are dealing with. It is easy to point fingers at somebody when they start a business and don’t have a reputation to rely on. It’s much harder when you try to do it to somebody that is as established and has such a great customer base as DJ SIDER, not only do we know him well, but can also speak volumes on his reputation in customer service, public events, and professionalism. He has done multiple events for us and companies we work with that have always been beyond satisfied with his service for years. He goes above and beyond to help local businesses tremendously! I can totally see why he did what he did because we have supported BLAZIN’ BINGO from the start! So to see a business like Stoned Desert try to take his idea and claim it as their own is a very unprofessional business move. We also were very sad to see they raised the price form what it was from the start. It’s horrible to see how much he helped and promoted them since their grand opening! Be aware of shady business moves such as this one, if you plan to deal with them.

Such a great place to chill smoke fire and grub some good food. They always have an amazing atmosphere and I don't want to go anywhere else. I head some DJ scammer trying to slander. trust your experience.

Love the bud, taste great and potency is up there 🤩

I had a fantastic visit to Stone desert! The customer service was outstanding, with staff members who were both friendly and well-informed. They took the time to answer all my questions and made great recommendations. The product quality exceeded my expectations, and the prices were reasonable. The store itself was clean and well-organized, making it easy to find what I was looking for. I highly recommend Stone desert and will definitely be returning soon!🫶🏼

Hands down best dispensary in the 505! Dom and Stryder have the best weed and carts are made in house! The events are lots of fun and the food is great after you smoke inside!

Best dispensary & lounge in Albuquerque. Employees are nice and very welcoming, They have great product and good food :)) !

Great place, people and food 💯☺️

Great place great weed and good vibes and Isiah were great help

Dig this place!!!!! Great staff!!!! Awesome products!!!! My new favorite location!!

Good prices cool people

Such a chill spot. The cafe and lounge is a relaxed environment where you can hangout and relax. Friendly staff and fun events.

This Place Is Great! Awesome customer Service ' Clean Place & Great Outgoing Owner.. nice relaxing Lounge to hang out & enjoy Smoke session.. I'll definitely come back to visit this dispensary..

Customer service is amazing the people are local which I extremely important in this business and really helpful which is even more important so thank you stoned desert

Be carful everyone they are charging extra money for their fake bingo and DJ Slider is no longer associated with these guys please be careful so you guys don’t get scammed Also, DJ slider is the original person to come up with blazing bingo in Albuquerque

Wow this place use to be a vibe when they where having events And DJ Sider’s Blunt Bingo . But like everything they got greedy and wanted more ! They upped the cost of the bingo cards treating it like it was their idea ! If you showed love and support the Original blunt Bingo follow the Original creator of it DJ Sider and not these fakes

Great looking building inside & out, staff is extra friendly and the products are reliable! 💨🤙🏽😎🤙🏽💨🌿

This place is so chill ❤️